Saturday, June 16, 2007

so, today, i woke up at 8am cos i had to go to college for a seminar cos i was selected for some public speaking thing. why do i need to attend a seminar? like i dont know how to speak publically. what am i? a baby? i know i sound angry. but im not. haha. yao wei, jackie, ally and juli were there to accompany me. thank god. or i'll definitely be bored to death.

it started with this whole black out thing. i was like, "oooo.. quite a romantic mood". but then i heard this heartbeat sound made by some random arse. "lub dub, lub dub, lub dub. ur heart is racing. u're getting nervous... bla bla bla". i forgot the rest of the speech. forgive me. but whatever the next few words were, it was reaaaaallly lame. seriously. it caught my attention though. thats good.

we sat in that lecture hall for a couple of hours listening to these two lecturers who were quite funny. especially that miss bella woman. she can "bla bla bla" in a really well-toned manner. she actually sounds formal saying it. and it reminds me a bit of my form three science teacher in cempaka; puan rostita. i remember something really striking bout her. the mole on her cheek was the size of my pupil. bluek. not something i should be recalling. *shivers*. they taught us a few things bout preparing our speeches, facial expressions and also how to dress in the proper attire when going for an interview or anything else concerning public speaking. it was quite... eye-opening? yeah right.

anyway, i wore shorts and a plain tshirt this morning. we sat pretty near the air-conditioner. it was super cold. like really really super cold. i had the worst position amongst them. the air-conditioner was blowing directly at me. i could barely feel my hands & legs.

okay, lets try to put this situation in a different scenario. imagine if that happened when u were making love (this is mainly for guys). the air-conditioner's blowing directly at u, and u're busy making love to ur partner. u wont be able to feel anything u know? to top it all of, u're not wearing any clothes. unless u wanna be weird and make love with a jacket on, then go ahead. so, like i said, u're not gonna be able to feel anything. and for the guys, how're u guys gonna... (think bout it)? there'll be no sensation down there when its super cold. daaamn. thats gonna suck big time.

moral of the story: turn the air conditioner down when making love. its better to sweat like pigs rather than not having a climax to ur story.

that was so random man.

the lecturers finished their mumbo-jumbo at bout 11am. the next thing on the programme was a session with the seniors who went through the whole public speaking competition shit. the first senior was James Ee. interesting surname. hope he names his son "ho chow" or something like that. back to james. so, he was giving us his speech. and he tried to be humorous (which he obviously failed.. miserably.) with the audience. anyway, we couldn't take anymore of his rants and decided to leave the hall. we stayed outside the hall for a pretty long time cos we were filling up survey forms. and then, we saw james walk out of the hall. he was being all "action-baction baby lotion" while pulling out his tie and he was walking towards us with this "i'm-better-than-you" vibe. he then picked up his phone and started talking to whoever he was talking to. little that he knew, i was watching his every move. i took interest in him. not cos im gay. but cos i thought he was weird.

and then something weird happened. u know how when u're on the phone, ur phone projects this one small beep (a few beeps for some models) only for the speakers to hear if they have an incoming call or message. but that didn't apply for this james fella. earlier, i said he was on the phone right. but how is it that his phone can ring loudly while he was speaking? no phones do that. if there's one, let me know. i'll pull my pants down for u to see. that is if u wanna see it.
this just comes to show that he was faking his earlier phone call cos he wanted to act all "im-cooler-than-u-people-cos-i-join-stupid-public-speaking-competitions". c'mon man. if u wanna be action, do it right. dont let urself be caught like how i caught u today. u're just embarrassing urself. weird monkey. to top it all of, he was wearing black sports shoes to match his full-black attire: black formal shirt and those businessman-like pants. and this guy has joined public speaking competitions. he doesn't even have a sense of fashion. how is it possible that he was selected? talk bout dressing in the proper attire. pfft.

another random fact that i got to know today. indonesians like to draaaaag the "R" sound when they're speaking. its pretty amusing and it can get quite funny when u watch the news casters speak, and all u can hear is "Rrrrr... rrrr.. rrrr...". sounds to me like they attached a machine gun into their voice box.

they also pronounce the alphabets differently. there's this bank in jakarta called "BCA" and the locals pronounce it as "Bee Say Ahh.."

so funny. Bees say, "Ahh.."

posted by jeremy

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